Lovense Sex Machine Review

Rating

Sound Rating: 4/5

Overall Rating: 4/5

Price: 699.00

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About The Lovense Sex Machine

The Lovense Sex Machine is a 40.4” x 10.2” x 17.7”, 25-lb dual-sided thrusting machine with two silicone Vac-U-Lock dildos (5.43” and 6.3”). It offers up to 300 strokes/min, adjustable angles, and stroke lengths (max 4.5”). Mains-powered, it’s app-controlled via Lovense Remote for custom patterns, long-distance, or cam play. Non-waterproof, it includes a storage bag.

First Impressions

I’m pumped to unbox the Lovense Sex Machine, a beastly dual-sided thrusting machine! It arrived in a plain brown cardboard box, super discreet with just a shipping label, no Lovense branding. This thing’s intimidating, looking like a high-tech torture device, but as a sex toy pro, I was ready to dive in. With adjustable angles, stroke lengths, and app control for long-distance play, it’s built for solo or couple’s fun.

Sex Toy Performance

The Lovense Sex Machine is a powerhouse! It delivers up to 300 strokes/min, with adjustable stroke lengths (up to 4.5 inches) and angles for custom penetration. The lowest settings are newbie-friendly, feeling satisfying yet gentle, while higher speeds are intense, perfect for experienced users. Pairing it with a clit vibe (like Lovense Ferri) made it mind-blowing, though the thrusts felt mechanical at first until I relaxed.

It’s surprisingly quiet for a sex machine, especially on low (barely audible with music), but cranks up to a whir at 70%+ power. Bluetooth and app control are seamless for solo, couple, or cam play, with customizable patterns. Downsides? Manual stroke length adjustment is a hassle, and it needs a sturdy surface, not a bed, for leverage.

Toy Design

This beast is 40.4” long, 10.2” wide, 17.7” tall, and weighs 25 lbs. Made of durable metal with two silicone Vac-U-Lock dildos (5.43” and 6.3” insertable), it’s adjustable for height, angle, and stroke length. The dual-sided design suits two users or solo play (remove one pole if needed). A wired remote controls speed (0–100%), and the Lovense Remote app adds pattern programming and long-distance play.

The dildos’ plain look isn’t sexy, but you can swap them for any Vac-U-Lock toy. It’s not waterproof, so keep it dry. Setup’s straightforward with a hex wrench included.

Sex Toy Quality

Top-notch quality! The metal frame’s sturdy, and the silicone dildos are body-safe, though visually meh. The motor’s smooth, delivering consistent thrusts without stalling. It’s quieter than most sex machines, especially on low, making it discreet with ambient noise. The app’s reliable, no connectivity drops, and the materials feel premium, built to last. Oiling the rails with mechanical grease ensures longevity.

The only gripe is the non-waterproof body, so cleaning’s limited to wiping the frame and washing dildos separately.

Pricing

At $1399 Normal Price, it’s competitively priced for a premium sex machine with app control and dual-sided versatility. Lovense’s reliability and included dildos mean no extra costs upfront. It’s a splurge, but worth it for advanced users or couples.

Packaging

Discreet but basic, a plain brown cardboard box with a shipping label (billed as “Hytto”). Inside, Styrofoam secures the machine, dildos, wired remote, hex wrench, and Mains power cable. The included storage bag’s a win, but the box isn’t pretty or sturdy enough for long-term storage. Perfect for private delivery, shipped in 5–10 days.

Toy Materials And After Care

The frame’s metal, and dildos are 100% body-safe silicone, clean these with warm water (<45°C) and toy cleaner, then air dry. The machine’s not waterproof, so wipe the frame with a damp cloth, avoiding electronics. Oil sliding rails with mechanical grease before/after use for smooth operation. Store in the included bag in a cool, dry place. Use water-based lube only to protect the dildos. Easy care, but be diligent with the non-waterproof body.

App Information

Download the Lovense Remote app (Google Play/App Store). Power on the machine, pair via Bluetooth by clicking “+” and selecting “Sex Machine.” Connects fast, with rare drops. In “Remote,” slide to adjust speed or create patterns; “Loop” repeats, “Float” holds steady, “Traditional” uses bars. Program custom stroke patterns, sync to music, or share with partners/cam viewers.

Final Verdict

The Lovense Sex Machine is a thrill for thrill-seekers! Its 300 strokes/min, adjustable angles, and 4.5” stroke length deliver everything from sensual to intense pounding. The app’s a game-changer for custom patterns, long-distance, or cam play, and it’s quiet enough for discreet use with music. Setup’s easy, but manual stroke tweaks and the bulky 25-lb design aren’t beginner-friendly.

The dildos could look sexier, but Vac-U-Lock compatibility fixes that. Perfect for experienced users or couples.